HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 1 September 2012
I have to say I thought this article in the Dailymash was hilarious!
Prince Philip has discharged himself from hospital so he can be the latest person to say something hellish about rape.
'Galloway is Galloway' - The 91-year-old royal was agitated after recent emissions from George Galloway and Congressman Todd Akin, and moved immediately to strengthen his constitutional role of saying horrific things about sensitive subjects.
A Buckingham Palace spokesman said: "He's spent the past day or so pacing about his hospital room mumbling about 'thighs' and 'urges'. Every time a nurse came in, he'd shout 'skank!' at them until they left. I think he's building up to say something sensationally off-colour about sexual assault.
As bad as you'd expect from a 91 year-old member of the aristocracy with a knackered bladder and penchant for shooting anything that moves."
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