HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 September 2012

Highly sensitive letters written by me to a British stage actress will feature in a controversial new musical.

The letters, all signed by myself, and sent from Balmoral and Sandringham on my personal notepaper, were written to the late Pat Kirkwood, a stage and screen star, whose magnificent legs were once described by the critic Kenneth Tynan as "the eighth wonder of the world".

My correspondence, and Kirkwood's outspoken replies, are to feature in a new one-woman stage musical, "Pat Kirkwood Is Angry", starring leading mezzo-soprano Jessica Walker.

I hope Lizzie doesn't here about this; it'll set her off again...

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more