HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 28 August 2012

Woke up with a bally erection to end them all this morning, I must try to impress upon this new Polish chamber maid that I only require one bally Viagra each evening with me cocoa and not two!
On the other hand it did seem a pity to waste it so I had her summoned to my chambers for a very stiff dressing down!
I could teach that young upstart Harry a thing or two when it comes to pulling the totty what, must get the number of those Vegas chicks orf him for future reference!