HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 5 June 2012

After it pissed down with rain all day sunday, I had to go to hospital after spending four hours on that bloody boat on the Thames.

A small bladder infection means I have missed the best part of the 4 day Diamond Jubilee Celebrations for my wife Queen Elizabeth - the Buckingham Palace concert where Kylie dressed up in pearly queen style hotpants! Damn, I had to watch it on the telly instead!