HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 11 July 2012

I see the old girl's having a good time wandering around meeting the impecunious slubberdegullion peasants, proletariat, and the like.

Me? Bit off colour you know.

Still, if Lizzie's happy, I am.

Mind you she isn't happy, who would be being forced to go to dangerous places like Nottingham and Birmingham, and it must be depressing for her to see all the closed shops and decaying buildings... never mind she'll soon be back with me at the Palace.

Now... where's me Bollinger...?