HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 16 June 2012

Back from Death's door and still these bloody parades are going on. Won't she ever have had enough of them? Then Charles is looking so pleased with himself, moving in on my territory as I fought for my life. Children today! He thinks he can be King but he forget I shall still be around breathing down his neck. He hasn't bargained for that.
We can't have that loose cannon on the throne. I will organise a coup and institute martial law along with my friends.