HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Monday, 6 June 2005

Dear Diary,

Why is Alberta so darn interesting. Today I found myself lured into going to Vegreville, Alberta just to see the World's Largest Easter Egg. It's amazing how heavily guarded a simple egg is. I belive that it was guarded more closely than my sweet Liz. That may be because I told the blokes to back off after watching them get a little too close to her after a public speech.