HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Friday, 20 May 2005

Went to some research place and looked at a new fangled microscope that works with beams of light.

Bet it can't see if I've locked the back door! Worrying my colon into knots in case someone pinches my medals.

Liz said to stop fretting. "If they get nicked, one will get the Royal Mint to make one some new ones for one.".

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more