HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Friday, 20 May 2005

Went to some research place and looked at a new fangled microscope that works with beams of light.

Bet it can't see if I've locked the back door! Worrying my colon into knots in case someone pinches my medals.

Liz said to stop fretting. "If they get nicked, one will get the Royal Mint to make one some new ones for one.".