HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 May 2005

Got off plane and saw bloke in feather headdress. Started humming 'YMCA' till Liz gave me THAT look.

Got a pair of moccasins cause forgot to pack slippers in travel iron/adaptor fiasco. They are playing merry hell with my bunions.

Canadian plumbing not up to much. Had to flush twice.