HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Friday, 3 June 2005

From the Desk of: HRH The Duke of Edinburgh

In the past 13 months I personally have completed 471 duties in Britain and 74 abroad and Liz still had the nerve to ask me to take out the trash this morning.

This is galling to say the least but I suppose one should allow for one's lot in life.