HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 30 November 2005
3.15pm. Vacuum drawing room for Will's new girlfriend Katie coming round. Must remember not to slip up over dinner...not like the time I told Diana her arse was fat in that two-piece suit...how the bloody hell was I to know? The only eating disorder I've heard of is when one can't manage second helpings of sherry trifle. Bloody women.
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