HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 6 November 2005

Dear Diary,

That woman! I mean really she's the absolute bloody end! I wish I had never met her......she's such a control freak and lets face it....she ruined the first marriage! She walked in on me in the shower yesterday bloody morning as well.....i tink she may have caught a glimps of my todger, ghastly. Bloody Camilla!

Love and Kisses

Phil