HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 11 September 2011
Getting old has its trials and tribulations. I put my hand in my pocket the other day and there was nothing there. I asked my new friend Pipsqueak to see what she could find and she came back with a sorrowful expression. 'I'm afraid getting old means you can't do everything any longer.' When I said I could wear a mask she said 'French letters will make it even more difficult, darling.'
She is so sweet, not like here sister Kate - such a goody goody.
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