HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Monday, 10 January 2011

Need some spare cash to buy tickets for February's new production by the travelling Thai Theatre company of "We love Lady-boys" in the West End.

I am thinking of sending a few of Liz's trinkets along to WeBuyAllYourGold.web but can't find anything smaller than a crown or less than 5ct diamond.

If I can find my hacksaw should be able to cut the crown into two or three pieces. But the last time I saw it Camilla was using it to saw up some of Chuckie's gangsta gold necklaces.

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