HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 11 January 2011

Fancied a cup of tea tonight so went and put the kettle on in the Royal Kitchen. Put the tea leaves in the warmed pot, added the water and then couldn't find the tea strainer. Asked Liz and she said it was his day off today.......decided to have a Leftakis beer instead.

Had to organise my medicine cabinet today. I have a green tablet for my memory and a blue triangular tablet for the old todger. If I take the blue tablet before the green then the todger works but I can't remember what to do with it.

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