HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 2 January 2011
Well, another freaking wedding's coming up in April. Oh shit! I do so hate all the pomp and ceremony. Also, it's so easy for the young ones today to get divorced.
It certainly wasn't so when I got married to Liz. My God, I wish it had been and I wouldn't have been stuck in such a loveless marriage all these years.
I keep my hands behind my back because I'm scared I'll give into temptation and strangle the old biddy.
I don't mean to sound bitter. Liz has been good to me....in her own way of course. She puts a roof over my head, buys me nice clothes and usually takes me everywhere with her. I KNOW it's just because she wants me to walk the freaking corgies though.
shouldn't complain...but I'm a man....with a man's needs.
I'll figure something out.
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