HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 2 January 2011

Well, another freaking wedding's coming up in April. Oh shit! I do so hate all the pomp and ceremony. Also, it's so easy for the young ones today to get divorced.

It certainly wasn't so when I got married to Liz. My God, I wish it had been and I wouldn't have been stuck in such a loveless marriage all these years.

I keep my hands behind my back because I'm scared I'll give into temptation and strangle the old biddy.

I don't mean to sound bitter. Liz has been good to me....in her own way of course. She puts a roof over my head, buys me nice clothes and usually takes me everywhere with her. I KNOW it's just because she wants me to walk the freaking corgies though.

shouldn't complain...but I'm a man....with a man's needs.

I'll figure something out.