HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Friday, 7 January 2011

Had to have strong words with Kate this afternoon. Asked her what she was having for dinner this Saturday and she said "Willy"..not sure if this is some new recipe from "I'm a Celebrity Get me Out of Here" or she is planning to have our Willy for dessert.

Won't be seeing her in a white dress at the wedding that's for sure, and now I know why William is losing all his hair.

Liz noticed that William's hair loss is in the shape of two hands on the side of his head. Liz showed me after cheese and biscuits how this could happen.

Never liked fish after dessert, especially anchovies.

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