Hillary Clinton - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 26 October 2013

Dear Diary - I get annoyed at people saying that Hillary Clinton is too old to run for the office of president. Well let me say that this gal has still got it. In fact, my sexual hormones are stronger now at the age of 65, than they were when I was 27, the year Billy and I got married.

People love to wag their tongues; especially that butt-ugly GOP skank Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter.

I swear the woman would have to literally trap a man just to get a kiss.

The blonde swizzle stick makes Joan "The Moan" Rivers look like a beauty pageant contestant.

Hillary Clinton