Hillary Clinton - My Fake Diary

Friday, 14 June 2013

Dear Diary - As far as I am concerned anyone can listen in on my phone conversations anytime they want.

All I ever say on the phone are things of a culinary nature; such as talking about recipes, Tupperware, cheese graters, and bottled water.

So if anyone wants to hear a bunch of boring talk about kitchen-related things then by all means just keep on listening.

Hillary Clinton