Hillary Clinton - My Fake Diary

Friday, 9 September 2016

Dear Diary-
I don't know if I should even write any more diary entries, even though I do have six e-mail accounts dedicated to my diary writings. I just write something and then use one of the e-mail accounts to send it to myself. I just wish I could remember the user names of half of those accounts!

At least I don't have to remember my password each time, since I always use the same one, "MadamePresident."
Gotta go diary. Which e-mail should I send this one too? Oh, I know, I'll send it to one of the "spy on Bill" accounts I have!
-Madame President