Hillary Clinton - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 27 July 2013

Dear Diary - All this mess with Tony Wiener and his wife Huma is not going to affect me one bit in my bid for the White House in 2016.

Even though I love Huma like a daughter, I cannot control whatever her husband does and the American voters are smart enough to know that...well the Democrats at least.

I know that I will have no problem beating the pants off whoever the GOPers put up against me. I will kick Rubio's butt and Christie's butt as well, although as huge as Chris is it might take a few minutes longer.

Hillary Clinton