Hillary Clinton - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 30 March 2014

Dear Diary - Well I'm still the frontrunner as far as the Democratic Party is concerned. And looking at the GOPers, they haven't got anyone with the nads that I got.

Paul Ryan, who Joey Biden nicknamed Little Bunny Foo Foo, thinks he has a chance but truth be told, Paris Hilton could get more votes that that Eddie Munster looking unibrow freakola.

And Rand Paul is just like his daddy except not as damn old or as damn silly.

And "Old Mittens" Romney knows that if he ran this little old gal would kick his ass all the way to Mormonville (Utah).

Hillary Clinton,
Future President of the USA

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