Hillary Clinton - My Fake Diary

Friday, 25 January 2013

Dear Diary - I know that I lost my cool the other day at the Senate Hearings on Benghazi, but gosh darnit, those pansy GOP senators have a way of getting underneath my skin.

I know that they are still mad because my Billy kicked their butts but good back during those Monica "The Slut" Lewinsky hearings.

My hubby made them all look like the Muppets. He laughed in their faces as they tried to nail him on this and that, but all they did was make themselves look stupid just like Gilbert Gottfried, Tracy Morgan, and Michael Richards.

Oh well, little do they know, but it will be Hillary in 2016.

Hillary Clinton (Mrs. Bill Clinton)