Hillary Clinton - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 24 May 2012

My daughter Chelsea, not the football team I should point out, continues to make me proud.

While in London she struck a friendship with one of the Royal Princesses. Sadly it was one of the daughters of Sarah Ferguson, rather than Princess Anne.

My husband Bill continues to embarrass me. He is pictured in the press with two porn stars. In public! Who does he think he is - Charlie friggin Sheen?