Hillary Clinton - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 4 September 2012

Dear Diary -

Gosh I do wish that I could be at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina, but I have to work so I won't be able to attend.

But Bill has told me that he will text me every night and tell me who said what and what was said by who.

I still cannot believe that silly stunt that Clint Eastwood pulled at the Republican National Convention in Tampa with that empty chair.

It is astounding to me how an 82-year-old man can act like one of those Kardashian girls. Oh well, like President Obama said, it only served to make "Old Mittens" Romney and "Eddie Munster" Ryan look like they just stepped out of the old Hee-Haw Show.

Hillary Clinton