Hillary Clinton - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

Dear Diary -

I just got the laugh of the week today.

I heard that Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump and George "Mr. Weapons of Mass Destruction" Bush are both considering getting into the GOP presidential mix.

Well that would put the damn icing on the cake. That would simply add a few more nuts to the Republican cake for damn sure.

All we need now is for Dick "Dickless" Cheney to announce that he has an urge to get into the presidential fray.

Hillary Clinton