Hillary Clinton - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Dear Diary -

I am getting so effen tired of the news media saying that I am putting on weight. I am not putting on weight, it is just that my clothes are starting to feel tighter because of the water found in some of the countries that I visit has a quality about it that makes clothes shrink especially bras, pantyhose, and panties.

I asked Bill if my clothes made my ass look fat and he looked and replied that no it was my ass that made my ass look fat.

I swear my hubby is such a kidder. I love him so much and I am glad that, that Monica Lewinsky bitch didn't ruin our marriage.

Hillary Clinton