Hillary Clinton - My Fake Diary

Friday, 1 July 2011

Dear Diary -

Gosh after reading about jerks like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Anthony Weiner I am so glad that my Billy finally saw the light and decided to give up all of that alley-catting BS.

I knew that eventually he would realize that it really and truly made him look silly seeing as how he had himself one heck of a good looking, sexy wife and all.

But you know what they say about the grass always being greener on the other side, or in this case in the other crotch region.

At any rate, we are back to being like we were when we were first married, except that now, he's the one that sometimes gets the headache.

Hillary Clinton