Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 April 2012

The Sunday Times Rich List is published tomorrow and apparently they say Jamie Oliver is the 501st richest person in the Uk, worth £150 million.

F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ckety f*ck. I'm gonna phone the Sun on Sunday and tell them he was worth £150 million but he spent most of it on mascara.