Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 17 March 2012
Nothing much has happened this week.
I'm no longer Prime Minister. Or Chancellor of the Exchequer.
No one has taken my picture coming out of Downing Street.
I haven't been to Rochdale, thank god, where I met that racist woman.
No one has asked my opinion on the Euro, or Greece, or anything else.
I haven't been to America to meet Barack Obama, or his wife, or visit Ground Zero, or see a basketball game or eat a hot dog.
It's St Patricks Day. right I'm off to the pub to get bladdered!