Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary

Friday, 23 March 2012

Typical newspapers make it look like I am ogling Sally Bercows breasts at the Jubbly - woops I mean Jubilee Speech at Westminster Hall.

What actually happened was that I dropped 20p on the floor near my seat and was just looking to see if I could find it.

Just what I'd expect of the media to make me look silly - just like they did in Rochdale with that bigoted Duffy woman.