Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary

Monday, 8 March 2010

Dear Diary,

I cant believe the latest rumours that are going around about me and my temper. I cant believe those guys would release statements accusing me of bullying them.

OK maybe I did shout at a few people....nicked some of their lunch money,.... and maybe even sat on a few of the more difficult individuals until their faces turned blue, but that doesnt make me a bully does it? I thought it showed good leadership qualities........