Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 18 March 2010

Gordon's Anger Management Diary : Day 1

Right been told to keep this diary during my anger management therapy and I have to say it makes me fucking furious!

So I had my first session today apparently and I have 'issues'. It was ok at first, remembered to smile make eye contact (well the best I could) and worked at looking human but the brown rice eating wanker of a therapist asked me about UNITE, I'm only human (well almost).

The thing is technology has moved on so much now everything is
getting so tiny, the laptop I threw at him hardly left a mark. You wouldn't have thought it the fuss he made, then the bastard made me take calming breaths for half an hour to get me back. Revenge is sweet though, made sure he had a 'full cavity' search before he left.

Have to go shake some hands now and be nice to people, who knew being PM would be so hard.