Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 29 March 2012

Woke up in a cold sweat... I had that dream again last night. Duffy the Gordy Slayer...

April 30 2010... A routine visit to Rochdale - safe seat - Labour stronghold - Old biddy collars me in the street and starts complaining about foreigners. Smile and walk away. Accidentally call her a bigot and still mic'ed up by Sky bloody News who broadcast it (thanks Rupert - after all we did for you)

Stupid woman cost Labour the Election. And for what?
Foreigners have better things to do with their time than visit Rochdale!

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