George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

Diary,

Today I'm going to write all professional cause I'm a big boy now and need to learn how to loop my l's. I wrote a book and sent it to publishers. Turns out there's already a story about some man who invented the world in seven days. How could I miss that? And the name "Bible" is copyrighted. Damnit!

I think I've got them this time. No one's written about a young boy who goes to a wizarding school have they? Have they?