George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

Diary,

Today I'm going to write all professional cause I'm a big boy now and need to learn how to loop my l's. I wrote a book and sent it to publishers. Turns out there's already a story about some man who invented the world in seven days. How could I miss that? And the name "Bible" is copyrighted. Damnit!

I think I've got them this time. No one's written about a young boy who goes to a wizarding school have they? Have they?


Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
57 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more