George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 26 May 2004

Dear Diary:

It hurts when everyone says that I'm so stupid.

It's just not fair:

  1. I went to Yale, just like Dad.
  2. I married Laura. She can read.
  3. I taught some tricks to my dog... what's his name?

I really HATE John Kerry! He uses all those big words. Boy, it sure would be nice if I could get free ketchup for life!

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