George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 26 May 2004

Dear Diary:

It hurts when everyone says that I'm so stupid.

It's just not fair:

1. I went to Yale, just like Dad.
2. I married Laura. She can read.
3. I taught some tricks to my dog... what's his name?

I really HATE John Kerry! He uses all those big words. Boy, it sure would be nice if I could get free ketchup for life!