George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 5 June 2004

Deer Dieary or jurnal,

Gee, i sure wish all this stuff about Iraq would go away. I wonder if my dieary has spell sheck. probably not since it is paper. ive just never been very good with words. kids in school used to call me doofus. i still cr about thaat. i hate how the press is attacking me. I just did what my daddy told me 2. Y is every1 mean to me? i'm just a poor simple bastard, at least that's what every1 says i am. I only have one friend. I hope Condele...you know who i mean dieary still wants to play. i like her take off your pants game. well 2morrow, it's another day in the world. i'g going to have some pretcels befre i go to bed. yes you silly dieary, i have the paramedics.