George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 11 June 2004

Thought that I had died today. Turned on the old T.V. to hear that a man who was misunderstood and often made apparently wild and cowboy like action had died. I spent the next 2 hours hiding in the Oval Office closet, refusing to come out in case I scared everbody since I must be a ghost.

I found that in my ghosty state I could have conversations with the greats like JFK, Lincoln and Carter, found out that it was A slop buckeet, a broom and Jimmy Carter just refusing to leave the office storage closet. It took Dick, Donny, Condy and Barney the Dinosaur to convince me it wasn't me had died. Boy did i feel stupid!

I've been told that no more TV for me after eating Pretzels.