George Osborne - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 13 September 2012

I don't seem to be going down very well in Scotland.

Daily Record:

Tory Chancellor George Osborne, the man with the incredible job-destroying powers, came to Scotland to warn us against taking control of our own future.

Best leave it in his incapable hands. That way he keeps the £38billion the Scottish oil industry contributes towards his balance of payments, more than half the UK deficit.

But as Osborne patronised us, another far more credible voice was heard, saying Scotland would prosper with independence.

Enter Jim McColl, boss of Clyde Blowers. He is everything George Osborne is not.

Jim is a job creator. Osborne is a job destroyer.

Jim cares about Scotland. Osborne, well his record speaks for itself.


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