George Osborne - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 11 September 2012

The Nottingham Benefit Seeker's Gazette asked the question:

Would you have booed George Osborne at the Olympics?

Here are some of the alarming responses…

Bartholomew Utterswaithe (65): Only if I couldn't get a clear shot at the git!

Stanislav Malobodu (23): I'd boo the b___ard anywhere!

Gloria Mumofsix (22): Well I like him, I've always had a passion for snotbags!

Tarquin Handyman (44): Boo him? No, I'd take his tackle in my hand and send him into heavenly bliss!

Dick Hugenkiss (51): I'd be with Targuin, but I go in for BDSM as well… sweetie!

Ophelia Taccle (26): I'd boo until I had lost my voice… the stuck up uncaring nepotistic swine!

I shall not be including Nottingham in my upcoming tour of the country…


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