George Osborne - My Fake Diary

Monday, 21 May 2012

My third assistants second personal assistants, filing clerk says I've been urged to cut taxes for millions of employees and businesses in a radical blueprint to "kick-start the economy".

A 400-page report from company directors and economists called for Britain's "extraordinarily complex and punitive" tax system to replaced with a "simple" 30pc flat rate of income tax.

The "single income tax" would allow workers to keep thousands of pounds more of their earnings to spend in the high street and make the UK a global "hub" for trade, the 2020 Tax Commission has said.

Gawd!, we'll have the proletariat understanding the tax system next - that would never do!

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