Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 23 October 2016

I probably need to contact a newspaper or something. They get nervous when they haven't heard from me in awhile. But I'm just helping out in Hell lately.

Satan has told me there is a place for me in Hell when my heart finally gives out. And Satan has allowed me to keep going for a little bit more while I complete my internship in Hell, even though Satan says I'm a natural!


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