Derek Acorah - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 15 February 2018

Sam, Sam, Sam, stop that. It's getting tediously boring. No, no-else can see you, it is only me here.

No, stop that. It is not becoming for you to do that. No, stop that. Sam, I know that you are a ghost, but everyone else things I made you up, even that former Blue Peter presenter that no-one remembers.

No, I really must be going now. You do know that is was me who sent you the valentine's card don't you?