David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 April 2012

Busy week - in the audience watching Dancing With The Stars, then on to Coachella music festival to boogie on down.

Been offered panto at Christmas in Manchester. The Opera House no less - not some backstreet venue. And a lead role as well - Captain Hook in Peter Pan. Well - almost lead.

Who needs Britain's Got Talent? Whats the latest score Simon?
The Voice 4 BGT 0 - viewers prefer the Voice because Simon got rid of the best judge. When will the douchebrain come to his senses and bring me back?