David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 29 March 2012

Todays 'Los Angeles Times' tells me...

On Monday Martina Navratilova became a member of another elite group, joining Paulina Porizkova, Shannen Doherty, David Hasselhoff and a handful of others in the ranks of the folks first voted off "Dancing With the Stars."

Well thanks LA Times for reminding me of my inadequacies. Not a good dancer. In the UK, I'm not a good enough judge for Britain's Got Talent and Simon Cowbell has replaced me with a man who dresses as a laydeee (boy).

Can this week get any worse? What next - a parking ticket?
A presenting job on Channel 5?
Chaz Bono sends me a Valentine Card declaring undying love...

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