David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Friday, 25 March 2011

Dear Diary -

Well since I got fired from being the judge on America's Got Talent my phone hardly rings at all anymore.

In fact I took it into the Verizon store to make sure that the ringer is working properly - it was.

I miss being on TV and getting to act like I know everything about everyone and everything.

I think that I'll call up my old AGT fellow judge Piers Morgan and see if he wants me to appear on his new talk show.

I betcha he does but he probably lost my number.

Gosh, I'm hungry. I think I'll go get me a burger.

David H. (The Hoffster)

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