David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 5 April 2008

Things have been quiet at Casa Hasselhoff lately.

I had Kit round for a drink the other day. I invited the old cast from Baywatch, but they were all too busy for me. I started their careers you know............

Still, you put money into projects and they never happen.

I wanted to film Oceans 14, but George Clooney beat me to it. Honestly, what does that man have that I don't.