David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Monday, 28 March 2016

Time for a short break away from all the referendum debate. I suppose Boris is the front runner to take over when I leave the post as PM. He has all the qualifications: Eton, Oxford, total shit.

Ossie seems to have cooked his books (in more ways than one) and his voice is just so jarring to any sensitive soul. He does well for us but the country is a different matter. So many softies out there in the common herd.

Corbyn still there. Some surprise and he's doing better than me in popularity. But that's not saying much. I say keep him there displaying all the myths about that well known Capitalist System.

It does us proud. That's what it there for.