David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 6 December 2015

Things are really going well. New recruits from the Labour Party. Hip, Hip, Hilary!!

Back at the top table with our bombing of Syria. Come on lads - score another one!

Pity about Oldham but what can you expect from people who can't understand English?

Europe still a nagging worry but I can always join the Exit lobby (or lead it more like) if the Europeans don't bow to my wishes.