David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 16 June 2016

Don't PANIC! DON'T PANIC!!!! My days could be numbered - less than 10 at number 10. We are DOOMED, DOOMED!!!! Is there nothing I can do? Could I give Jeremy Corbyn the Mnister of Defence job to help him to wake up?
They wouldn't stand for it. I would get mass resignations.
What can I do? State of Emergency? Well, it is for me...would the Queen go along with it?
Who can I ask? Murdoch has ditched me and people are beginning to avoid me. It is NOT FAIR!!!!